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Agustini
Darul Huffadh, Po Box 101
Sinjai 92602

Tini : I have a riddle.
Tani : What is the riddle?
Tini : Can you answer it?
Tani : I'll try.
Tini : Listen carefully. What always has an eye open, but never sees?
Tani : The answer is a bottle.
Tini : That is wrong.
Tani : Well, What's the right answer?
Tini : All right, the answer is a needle


Narti
Pecalukan Genengsari, IV No.720
RT 42, RW 07, Prigen - Pasuruan
Jawa Timur 67157

My Classroom

Teacher : Well, student its time for questions.

Student : Mom, is the meaning of 'milky way' is the way which is full of milk
(Jalan yang penuh susu)

Teacher : No, the right answer is 'bima sakti'.

Student : How about Folk Tale, is it the tale of the fox ? (ekornya serigala)

Teacher : (Grumble) What ever you want guys

Narti
Pecalukan Genengsari, IV No.720
RT 42, RW 07, Prigen - Pasuruan - Jawa Timur 67157

Obesity

Patient : Doc, I'm too fat. Can you give some advices or medicine that will help me look thinner?
Doctor : The most effective way are healthy diet, drink some supplements and sport.

Patient : It's coincident Doc, I like sport. So, what is the most appropriate sport for me?

Doctor : Swimming

Patient : Are you sure?

Doctor : Absolutely. It has proved 99%

Patient : if it's so why sea lion and walrus still fat? They swim all the time right

Doctor : ???



Ach. Muammar
SMPN 3 Peterongan

Love

In the night
Moment a mother sit at the shaky chair
The child sit at the floor fall down his head
At the lap his mother
The mother sing happily java songs
She repeatedly soft hair her boys
The child also sleep
Dreaming beautifully contradict his mother



Sifa Fauziyah
Desa Pucung Rt 07/02 No. 242
Tirto, Pekalongan - Jawa Tengah 51151

Star Shine Peace

I alone in lonely night
Look wonderful shine star welcome night
Shine always a long time
Peace scatter and world adorn

Although alter night
Don't dead your shine
All people need you always
They admire and love your beauty

I ask always at God
Give peace and far from enemy
Like star without tired that shine always
In order to the world far from badness





Created by : Harsi
Translated by : Nuri
From : Nuriyani
(Asrama Putri STKS)
Jl. Ir. H. Juanda No. 367
Bandung - Jawa Barat 40135

Thoughtfully

I walk with you take along headed for the morning
Just never show up restlessness on your face
I bringing you at the middle of wide green plain
Yearning a shine of water's jewel your dew
Cause to be brought in your morning
Bring along your water
So it is hand in hand
A heart loving heart
We kept on walking to the goodness
Have been longing for your water
Your water is hope of our grovel and love
For loving you
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